Hey, bluebird Whatcha gonna do? How you gonna get outta this one? Sure, he sounds fun, but I bet he’s gonna run The second that you ask if it’s real Come back to earth and hear me out Ooh Hey, little lemon Why you gonna let him Keep you like a partridge in a pear tree? Hear you crying, love He’s no turtle dove He never was Never could be And nine times outta ten It’s prettier in your head But pretty’s just an adjective Don’t do what I did Don’t go for the guy who keeps you quiet Don’t go getting dressed up for a night in Or mistake him for an island Where the grass is always greener When he’s just a bottom feeder in the end Hey, honey bear Life’s not fair Someone’s gonna leave you when you need him They’ll put you on a plane To somewhere far away And that’ll be the last time you see ‘em Ninety-nine percent of the time You’re just falling in a dream And you wake up when you die Don’t do what I did (ooh) Don’t go for the guy who keeps you quiet (ooh) Don’t go getting dressed for a night in (ooh) Or mistake him for fine wine When he’s just the two buck chuck Promise he won’t give a **** (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Looking at you I see me It’s okay that you miss him In five years’ time He’s nowhere to be seen And everybody thinks that you killed him La di da di da La di da di da La di da di da da di da da La di da di da La di da di da La di da di da da di da da La di da di da La di da di da La di da di da da di da da